Anonymous: *touches the freckled booty*

[Touches face.]

We founded this blog on freckled asses. We’re keeping it going with freckled asses.

shiny-pot-soldier:

thesouthernprince:

Because butt… :l

Are you looking at my mcnuggies, boy?

image

Maybe
No… 

Very casual reminder that Clay’s choice booty is freckled.

privatemaxwell: *stares at Clay's butt* I don't get zhe appeal eizhah. You're not a lady and it's not even a great butt for a man. Zhe ozhah Soldaten are weird.

Hold up, bitch. My ass be fat, but it’s sexy fat.

Eh, yeah, probably. But soldiers are kinda cool so whatever.

Because butt… :l

Are you looking at my mcnuggies, boy?

target practice

[Squints at.]

guess they have a thing for fat butts *puffs on his pipe and walks off

[How casual.]

Why would you soldiers want my fat butt, anyways?